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Wei Ying - Wei Wuxian ⬤ Mo Dai Zu Shi
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Moonblessing ⬤ Iris

I gave you a poem and that wasn't good enough?

Fine.

"There was a man who liked to go to prostitutes and made his father starving. The father told him, "Rather than employing others to serve you, why not bring me in, so I can eat and you can save the money? But we cannot reveal our relationship." The son listened to him. The father served perfectly well in the brothel. The prostitute asked the man, "How did you find such a good server? He is incredible." The son said, "Well, it is difficult to explain. His daughter-in-law has an affair with me and is provided by me. So he is considerate." The other day the prostitute told the father what the son had said. The father replied, "His mother also has an affair with me. So I treat him like a son. That's why I am considerate."

[ Nothing but a switch to video can possibly hope to convey his mortified indignation: ]

Wei Ying.

[And he is delighted for that expression! He lives for it! It was a great reward.]

Hahaha!

Of course, the jokes I know are like this. I have read many in such sordid books.

[ Huffing and puffing and — breathe, Lan Wangji. ]

May the skin of your new face thin with wear.

If you're waiting for that it may take forever, if anything I think my face has gotten thicker. There are things I would never have dared that I will give into now.